I snapped two pictures of signs recently. I probably could have taken several. Apparently proof-reading is a thing of the past.
One sign I drive by regularly is on too busy of a road to safely snap the pic. It says “Comeing Soon.” I cringe every time I pass it. I know two of my regular readers who cringed just reading it here.
I took the following pic on a recent trip to Las Vegas:
I’m not sure whether auto-correct or the sign maker doesn’t know the word tarot. Maybe there is a new type of cards made out of potatoes? The real question is, would you trust the readings of a psychic who couldn’t foresee this typo on her sign?
Typos and grammar mistakes are so common on signs now that we almost take them for granted. In fact, some might argue that the mistakes make you look at the sign longer, making the sign more effective.
I’m not stopping for a psychic card reading, no matter whether it is fried, mashed, hashed, or julienned. I don’t trust her. I also lost trust in KFC the other day while reading a grammatically incorrect sign behind the counter. It just set me off.
Those signs are the easy ones to fix. Proof-read them. Give them to a writer to proof-read them. Then proof-read them again. Don’t trust your print-shop people or your computer to fix any mistakes you’ve made. You have to fix the easy stuff yourself.
If you can’t get the easy stuff right, your customers won’t trust you with the more difficult stuff.
The second sign I want to show you is a little different. I found this on the door of a McDonald’s restaurant.
This sign has a different message (or two).
On the surface it basically says to anyone under 18, “you are being judged and labeled by the actions of someone else who happens to share one characteristic of yours—age.”
The second message, however, may be the more damaging. To everyone over 18 it also says, “this establishment gets visited by young hooligans and we have no way of stopping them short of trying to keep them from coming in—eat at your own risk.”
Do you see the problem?
One picture I wish I would have taken was a toy store I visited years ago. The front door was covered in small hand-written signs each starting with the word No. “No Public Restrooms.” “No Pets Allowed.” “No Backpacks” “No more than 2 unaccompanied minors at a time.” “No Shoes, No Shirt, No Service, No Exceptions.”
You couldn’t even see in through the door. You just were bombarded with handwritten placards saying No, No, No, No, No.
The last word any retailer should want rattling around in a customer’s brain is the word No.
Whether the McDonald’s management or the “No” toy store understand it or not, they are changing the emotions of the customers entering their establishments.
The two questions you should ask before posting any sign are:
- Is the sign free from typos or grammatical errors?
- How does the sign make my customers feel?
Retail is a game of managing emotions. Happy customers who trust you will spend way more than uncomfortable customers who don’t.
PS There are positive ways, even fun ways, for any store to post all its restrictions. “Please leave your backpacks up front where our staff will guard them with their lives.” “Our carpet cleaner thanks you for leaving your food and drinks outside.” “For our customers who have allergies, we thank you for leaving pets outside.” Manage the emotions to win the sales.
I pass a small country church every morning going to work.
They have a sign out front and I usually notice when they have changed the saying.
For several days I thought…..something is not correct; but didn’t slow down to actually read it. Don’t even remember the saying but finally noticed what was “off”.
Christ was spelled Chirst! Took a 30 second phone call and the embarrassed church secretary had it fixed!
Tator Cards are delicious. As for that second sign: yeah, all I want to know is what horrible thing happened “last week”!